Saturday, March 29, 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

Witness Finely Tuned Machines At Their Best...

(more mislabelled merriment from the Florida Times-Union...)

Running A Tight Course, No Doubt...

How many times do you have to run back and forth in your cell just to
equal a few kilometers anyway?

Monday, February 25, 2008

From Jacksonville's Craigslist...

"T-U-C... uh... T-U-K-R... uhmmm..."

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Truth About Ellen & Bill

Bill Gates. Cofounder, Microsoft. Worth billions. Born, 1955.
Ellen Feiss. Student. Apple "Switcher" chick and internet icon. Born 1987.
The same look, the same sleepy eyes, the same color hair.
1955.
1987.
Oh my God... OH MY GOD!!!
不想!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Bad Borscht?


More (Unintentional) Wackiness From CNN: Pawns

Not really funny, but deep. Kinda puts this whole election into
another perspective, eh?

Inappropriately Named Places #1

"There is no Sanctuary!" - Logan 5

Typical CNN Screw-Ups for Tuesday the 12th of February, 2008 (1 PM)

1:20 PM ET...

Separated At Birth #2

US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson & Colonel Klink... I mean Werner Klemperer.

Typical CNN Screw-Ups for Tuesday the 12th of February, 2008 (A.M.)

From our "Bad Copy" Department...
1. Guess that's one way to end the trial...
2. Just pathetic (and not even bad copy, just a comment...)
3. You mean they're free now? Cool... think of all the savings!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

ICE ICE Baby!

So, you'd like to dress like one of the guests at that swank (and controversial) party that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) division of the Department of Homeland Security held for Halloween 2007, but don't know where to find one of those groovy costumes? Well, we here at "Rob's Bein' Funny" want to help, by providing our own, downloadable "B6" mask! Simply click on the image and send to your local printer. You and your friends will have hours of fun with the "B6" mask!
Go print yours today!

Четверо молодых парней из Kamenskoe

"Я хочу провести свою руку!"

Start Humming The Theme To "The Odd Couple"

Dee de-de de-de de-de de-de de-de de-de de-de, buh buh buh-buh
buh-buhhhh, buh buh-buh buh buh-buhhhh buh....

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Pregnancy & Memory

I could so run with this...

You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up Sometimes #1... Supplemental

Snipped from Jacksonville.com... again. That first one is particularly
telling...

You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up Sometimes #1

From Jaksonville.com... oops, meant Jacksonville.com...