Thinkin' of Ma' Bell

Witness Finely Tuned Machines At Their Best...

(more mislabelled merriment from the Florida Times-Union...)

Running A Tight Course, No Doubt...

How many times do you have to run back and forth in your cell just to
equal a few kilometers anyway?

From Jacksonville's Craigslist...

"T-U-C... uh... T-U-K-R... uhmmm..."

The Truth About Ellen & Bill

Bill Gates. Cofounder, Microsoft. Worth billions. Born, 1955.
Ellen Feiss. Student. Apple "Switcher" chick and internet icon. Born 1987.
The same look, the same sleepy eyes, the same color hair.
1955.
1987.
Oh my God... OH MY GOD!!!
不想!

Bad Borscht?

More (Unintentional) Wackiness From CNN: Pawns

Not really funny, but deep. Kinda puts this whole election into
another perspective, eh?