From Jacksonville's Craigslist...

"T-U-C... uh... T-U-K-R... uhmmm..."

The Truth About Ellen & Bill

Bill Gates. Cofounder, Microsoft. Worth billions. Born, 1955.
Ellen Feiss. Student. Apple "Switcher" chick and internet icon. Born 1987.
The same look, the same sleepy eyes, the same color hair.
1955.
1987.
Oh my God... OH MY GOD!!!
不想!

Bad Borscht?

More (Unintentional) Wackiness From CNN: Pawns

Not really funny, but deep. Kinda puts this whole election into
another perspective, eh?

Inappropriately Named Places #1

"There is no Sanctuary!" - Logan 5

Typical CNN Screw-Ups for Tuesday the 12th of February, 2008 (1 PM)

1:20 PM ET...

Separated At Birth #2

US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson & Colonel Klink... I mean Werner Klemperer.